Bond Moment

I’ve decided that my daily 007 time is those few minutes spent on the throne at work. You spend those moments listening in to all the sounds going on around you. Is the person coming in or going out? Did they wash their hands? Why are they making that annoying sound? Also I watch the shoes pass by in front of the stall and try to decipher whom they belong to, maybe this is why women notice shoes much more then men. Generally guys spend their time at the urinal and don’t get to look at much other than what is right in front of them while women have more time to ponder the mysterious feet of the fellow restroomies. It’s funny how much you can key into those things within a bland confines of a stall.